"You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue."

[meitantei_cj]

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EDIT: "Big penis is a revolution in your pants."

... my Gmail account gets the best e-mails, I swear.

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[cirquemachine.livejournal.com]

L.M.A.O.

I once got an email, asking me if I wanted to extend my Pennis. Pen...? Well if it means having more ink in my pens... then yes. Go ahead. XDXDXD
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[meitantei_cj]

XDDD Haven't gotten that yet, someone misspelling penis. That's bad. Then again, if you want to get around the filters...

[nesshin.livejournal.com]

I cringe at the thought of blue-chalking anything other than a pool stick up. :D;;;