Cleverbot: What sound do you like?
Me: I love the sound of my puppy barking.
Cleverbot: You can't hear my voice.
Me: No, you don't have a voice.
Cleverbot: That is incredibly rude-now I know why nobody loves you!!!!!
Me: :(
Cleverbot: But be happy in the fact that I'm talking to you. :D

Pbbbbbbbbt. I love Cleverbot.