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[meitantei_cj]

Right, so the language is NOT nice, but the fact that this was overheard where it was amuses me to no end:

Husband: I can't fucking believe you fell asleep while I was making love to you.
Wife: Yeah, well maybe if your dick was bigger, I would be more inclined to stay up!
(pause)
Husband: Maybe we should get a divorce.
Wife: Why? So you can bore some hot 20-something into falling asleep on your dick?

--In line, MOMA (that's right, a MUSEUM)

I forgot how much I love Overheard in New York since I don't pick up Metro anymore, and I think they stopped running them in there anyway. Overheard is great.

Five minutes and I'm outta here. Finally.

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[solmedes.livejournal.com]

...owch.