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From today's amNY:
Curse you CBS!
After reading about Prince's XXX-rated Super Bowl show and the person that complained that his antics made his son gay, I now know what happened to me. In 1963, I was watching "Captain Kangaroo" on CBS, of course. As he was talking to Mr. Green Jeans, he placed his keys into the front pocket of his jacket and seductively jingled them. My mother entered the room at that moment and screamed at me to turn off that filth. She then raced me off to the hospital wondering what kind of deadly disease I might have contracted from someone named Green Jeans. I'm gay now and it's CBS' fault.
Hey, writer? I love you.
Haha, I have to show that to Dad. He remembers Captain Kangaroo. XD
Curse you CBS!
After reading about Prince's XXX-rated Super Bowl show and the person that complained that his antics made his son gay, I now know what happened to me. In 1963, I was watching "Captain Kangaroo" on CBS, of course. As he was talking to Mr. Green Jeans, he placed his keys into the front pocket of his jacket and seductively jingled them. My mother entered the room at that moment and screamed at me to turn off that filth. She then raced me off to the hospital wondering what kind of deadly disease I might have contracted from someone named Green Jeans. I'm gay now and it's CBS' fault.
Hey, writer? I love you.
Haha, I have to show that to Dad. He remembers Captain Kangaroo. XD
